| 00:00 - 00:01 | OK welcome |
| 00:01 - 00:03 | you're here to apply |
| 00:04 - 00:08 | for a short term loan |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | is that correct? |
| 00:14 - 00:16 | Aye clever bollocks here |
| 00:16 - 00:19 | I wanted to do something nice for my best friends |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I wanted to do something nice |
| 00:21 - 00:26 | And I thought I could offer the lads a nice wee meal, nothing fancy |
| 00:28 - 00:35 | Not sure if China Buffet King's still going. Chaakoo got mentioned. "Choose a few plates" you know? |
| 00:40 - 00:41 | Sorry |
| 00:42 - 00:44 | Sorry sir |
| 00:45 - 00:46 | I actually spoke to Scott |
| 00:47 - 00:52 | he says he's getting a couple of starters *and* a dessert? |
| 00:55 - 00:58 | he's got to hit his protein he's been working out you know |
| 00:58 - 01:02 | Sorry |
| 01:02 - 01:07 | Sorry, Chaakoo's no joke the waiters are pushing a rice and a nan per person |
| 01:08 - 01:11 | And how do you feel about this madam? |
| 01:11 - 01:15 | I thought I was getting to Florida this month |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | but fanny baws is ploughing our Miami money into Chakoo |
| 01:17 - 01:22 | I think if we can just get a loan for |
| 01:22 - 01:23 | £600 |
| 01:23 - 01:28 | I'll tell them no tapas rules one plate each and a jug of tap water for the table |
| 01:39 - 01:43 | Now there's talk of Golf Fang I'm not paying for that |
| 01:44 - 01:46 | £16 a skull no way |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | you know you'll be paying for it |
| 01:48 - 01:51 | Aye well I'll be looking on Groupon for a discount |
