| 00:00 - 00:03 | Good morning Blake |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It’s your Bachelor |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The boys are locked in |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Johnny will be squad lead |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Adam is lead sniper |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | This is a solid group |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | It should be a nice chill weekend |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Uhhhh Sir |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Chill? |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | It’s not going to be chill |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It’s going to be fuckin insane |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone with a vagina please leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How insane are you talking |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Johnny as squad lead??? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Do you realize how hard he’s gonna push us |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Did Dawson and Cade plan this |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We might fucking die |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Hayden is coming too? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | This is impossible to control |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | One of us isn’t coming home |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Dak: We’ll be fine |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | WE ARE FUCKED! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Dak: tranquillo man |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I’m gonna shoot you in the head |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | 30 years I waited |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And you tell me |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | We are going into a hornet nest |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Are you mad??? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | People are gonna be foaming at the mouth |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Running off into the dark |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Hayden’s gonna take his pants off |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And there’s nothing we can do to stop it |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I knew this would happen |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I recruited the most dangerous men on the planet |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | This is what I get |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | An unreal weekend |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Next fucking level |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And do you know the worst part? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I can’t wait |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I don’t give a shit |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | All of you will do as I say |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don’t worry Tim, there will be whiteclaws |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | You thought I would be worried |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I’m gonna out drink all of you pussies |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | So many shots |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | A zillion beers |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | If I’m the only one who makes the flight back I’ll consider it a succesful weekend |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I’ll have your money from golf |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | One thing to do, send it |
