| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mi6 has been tracking a tweet |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | from a 9 year-old |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | in South London. His grandmother then re-tweeted it |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We also have reports |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | of a 3-star Yelp review in Kensington |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Arrest the kid |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Make an example of him |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer (Keir Starmer) |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We look like absolute tools |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | you cannot arrest a kid for a tweet |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Any of you with X accounts, leave the bunker. Kietel, Jodl, Kreps, you need to leave X |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That Brazilian judge was right!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Cancel it all. Arrest everyone!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Do you realize how easy it was to control the peasants |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | before Elon took over?? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I still have my X account... |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Send the SS for the 9 year-old |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and his gradma too |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | call her racist. Then edit the Yelp review to 5-stars |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, this is already backfiring!! You look like an African dictator |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Arrest them all |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, no one even reads Yelp reviews anymore |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | If we let them have opinions, we lose control |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | First, they rate restaurants... |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | ...then they make memes of me |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | We're fuckin morons. The memes will go viral |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and the peasants will laugh at us |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | and then there will be more re-tweets |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | we can control them with fear |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | but humor breaks the curse |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | arrest them all. This is what Stalin would do |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It was so much easier before Elon bought X |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | we actually convinced them that cow farts |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | could change the weather |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | there was no way to verify anything |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | the Davos boys could just make shit up |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Now the peasants can share their views and come to a consensus |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | they're saying that the migrants are causing trouble |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | they're saying that the migrants raped my daughter |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | they're fuckin migrants. What did anyone expect?? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I can share my memes later |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Now, it's too late |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | they know we're idiots taking orders from Davos |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | and they know we have no plan |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | we deserve to be memed |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Davos hasn't even told me why we need all these migrants |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | is there even a plan?? |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | no wonder they keep making memes |
