| 00:00 - 00:03 | Well done getting to Austral boys |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Alex is lost at the only other house in Austral |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We could go and help the oodie wearing fag |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but his pigeon-toed senses will probably work it out |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I don't really care |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | There are more pressing issues right now |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Foo.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Yes, i know i got too many chips |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | I fucked up, sorry sorry sorry |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Only the really fit cunts doing Hyrox and Foo & Rob stay in here, the rest fuck off |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How dare you start a meeting |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Without acknowledging the elders |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Kate is probably listening from the next room |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I cook you fucks burgers |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And you disrespect my peoples |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | They were here first, give them a voice |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And if that wasn't bad enough |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Foo puts up fucken Tits and Ass |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, women look at porn too |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Rob, leave alex's legs the fuck alone you wierdo |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But his shitty argie, tattoo, what the fuck is that |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | It's a diversion for his strange calf you idiot |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Coaching you fucken cunts |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Took years off my life |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | The least you could start with: |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I'd like to begin by acknowledging |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | The Traditional Fucken Owners |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | If Kate catches me not saying that shit |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | She grabs my fucken balls so hard |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I'm fucken pissed too cause i don't get as much sex as you guys |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It's been a tough year guys |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Man Utd, Sydney FC, the kiddy fiddling claims |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | That boy touched me first |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fucken Alex |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | The cunt just didnt want to leave his precious VP |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I'm sorry i don't have a fancy home cinema |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I'm sorry my country didn't pay for a World Cup |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I should just watch the NRL with Paul & Kate |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I might actually get some sex then |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Try a finger in the bum Kate, Rob loves it |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Or I could just support Arsenal |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I am getting used to not winning anything |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Although Rob is pretty hopeful |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Sure thing for 2026 |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We need one of Diyar's cakes for dessert, that would cheer me up |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Kate would really like that |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | It might get me some sex |
