| 00:00 - 00:03 | Here are the updates on the Zionist attacks. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They took out missile launchers |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | in the south and southwest. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Multiple nuclear scientists were eliminated. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Bagheri, Shamkani and Salami are kotlet. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Ok but the nuclear program |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | The enrichment is fine though. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Supreme Leader |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The centrifuges... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The centrifuges at Natanz are kaput. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And Fordow's gonna get rekt. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Stay in the room - Piker, Hinkle, Carroll and Bilzerian. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | We needed those nukes! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Our missiles barely pass the Zio-dome! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We gave away our drones to Russia and those idiot Houthis! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Half our jet-fighters are from 1973... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They couldn't hit a barn door with a banjo! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Oh! I saw that downed plane pic. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Even a six year-old could tell we faked it. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | It looked like Microsoft Paint! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Supreme Leader, the Jews are smart... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't care if they have Einstein himself in the cockpit! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mossad have infiltrated everywhere. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Oh you and your dumb Jewish conspiracies! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Mossad on the brain! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Mossad Shmossad |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Is Mossad in the room with you right now? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Is Mossad controlling the rain-clouds? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Whatever! I'll probably be dead next year anyway. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | My X feed is an absolute dumpster fire! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Comic Dave Smith is going to kill me. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And we can all forget about getting on the Piers Morgan Show! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Trump played me like a fiddle. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I thought he was holding Bibi back. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | But they were in cahoots. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Cahoots... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Where is Greta Thunberg when you need her! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | What the devil happened to the plan? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We kept saying it was for "peaceful purposes." |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | "Medical and agricultural uses!" |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Sky News believed us! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK Trita - you'll work for Princeton. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Tell Candace to stop tweeting. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Tucker will be devastated. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Ben Rhodes... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Code Pink, I'm sorry. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Maybe Greta will come through with a package. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Assuming she's not an Israeli agent. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Should've stuck to poetry. |
