| 00:00 - 00:03 | Canterbury away, 2s have Sheppy at home |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | 11am meet |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Probably a tree in the field |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | No 6s if it hits 😒 |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But I’ve heard teas are good |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | How’s availability? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Early season, we must have loads |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Erm…. Well….. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Teamer….. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Doesn’t look great |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | 21 declined 🤨 |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Non captains leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | 7 months off cricket |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | And they all want to watch city |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | In the fucking fa cup final? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What’s more important than talking shit in the middle? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Reading the pitch and getting it wrong? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Moaning about teas? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Having a cold shower? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Drunk people heckling you from the decking? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Conner has exams |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Fuck Conner and his exams |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But the lads are at uni |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Who needs an education nowadays? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We can’t finish below them cunts at Offham |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Or kings hill |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | They’ll be laughing on the side of their smug faces |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Their 4s will overtake us soon |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We need to take some pride |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | We’re the fucking hurst |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Imagine the sledging |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We’ll never be able to shop in kings hill again |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Now tell me |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Who’s not available next week? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Name them |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | It’s cricket season now |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Fuck palace and city |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Fuck weddings |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Fuck work |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | It’s time to chase leather |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Watch Pezza getting 5fer |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don’t worry it won’t happen again this season |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Seriously though lads |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Let’s get our finger out |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Help each other out |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | It’s not all about sponsoring balls |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We need guys on the field |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Talking shit, taking catches |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Making runs, taking wickets |
