| 00:00 - 00:03 | The enemy made a breakthrough. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They took Zossen and are advancing |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | towards Stahnsdorf. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They're at the northern city border |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and doing other shit you don't care about. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It's ok. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | GTA 6 will come out before then. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | GTA 6- |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | GTA 6 was delayed to May 2026. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Rockstar posted the news yesterday. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you play GTA Online, Fortnite, or any of that shit. Leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | A year long delay?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | A fucking year long delay! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We begged them for a trailer 2 for how long?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Countless months without a word |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Now they delayed it! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | That's it. I'm not buying the game! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | For over a year nothing but schizo posts |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and stupid fan theories |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | They were funny at the time |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | They stopped being funny after a month! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Some of the theories were close |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Don't bring up that moon shit up again |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | They got lucky! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | If one more person drinks |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | their piss because they were wrong |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I'm gonna puke! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I don't care how many flamingos there are |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Or if Jason is a cop or how big Lucia's ass is |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I wanna play it and see for myself! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I'm tired of singing Love Is A Long Road with Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | GTA 5 had 20 trailers |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Another trailer telling me to buy what I already have |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Since 2013 |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Go to hell GTA Online! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Go to hell GTA online and stay there! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I can't even look at Los Santos anymore |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | If I hear ''Why did I move here?'' |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | ''Why did I move here?'' one more time |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I'm gonna kill myself! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok. We'll only hear it one more time for the Switch 2 port. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | What am I gonna do for a year |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Maybe I'll give Mafia Old Country a try |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Close enough |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Ghost of Yotei too |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | They're not GTA but they're great games |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And atleast they don't have Online |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Leave, I need to unsub r/GTA 6 |
