| 00:00 - 00:03 | It was a 3v1v1 as day ended. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | One Mafia, one Witch. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Jailor was alive, |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | As day ended we just needed to jail Mafioso, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Jailor had lost exes but that wouldn't matter in the end. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So we jailed the Mafioso, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and lynched him the next day. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Jailor... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Jailor jailed the Witch instead, |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and Mafioso killed Jailor. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone with less than 3k elo, 6k games played, and 5 alt accounts- leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK. |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | YOU LOW ELO PIECES OF SHIT! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Did no-one tell the braindead Jailor who he was supposed to Jail? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | You knew it was Oak, you know he fucking sucks. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | *We still have the server* |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Gragson & Gwen were the other townies |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Don't you two have 50k elo combined, |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | your skin hasn't felt sunlight in 10 years! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Oak trusted Omelet more cause they're nice to him. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't give a fuck, threaten him with server bans! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We did, but after Stone called him a retard... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Dont defend him Bravestar you dont even play. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | A WINNABLE POSITION! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | A clear fucking throw, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | even after you sheep mislynched Kie |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | because one-trick Sonny Crockett said so |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | and Kie was too slow on mobile to defend themselves! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | HE FUCKING DOES THAT EVERY GAME- AND YOU ASSHOLES LISTEN! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I am surrounded by long-term brainrot. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | The WILDS spammed 10 million times that Omelet was sus. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I have lost 200 elo in 3 days. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I know, deep within my heart I am Masters, |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | If not for DCs I'd be one by now. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Pieces of shit. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I'm tired of pretending to care about how many dudes Bubs hooks up with, |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | or the Thunder-Annie beef that sent Annie into depression |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I want to fucking win in Ranked. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Or watch Honifer stream bob chipotle Mayoring town |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | into stupid mislynches that ruins their elo instead of mine! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok masboss. We will play puzzles later. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | This game was so much better... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | When we didn't have jobs or partners or lives... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | This game... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Will be dead within a year. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Until then we are scraping low elos from the bottom of the turd pile, |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | just to have 15 for Ranked at 1 AM. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | My life is fucked. |
