| 00:00 - 00:05 | It's time for 0.2, so we prepared surprises. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Like, patch notes... |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | We waited till the last moment... |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | You know, to hide all the nerfs and shit |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | We nerfed every skill and loot |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Haha it's true, |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | We got a new class |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | But like, only Lightning Spear works |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Then we went on interviewers |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | With like Zizaran and some fat shits, that think they know the game |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | And when they complained about loot and shit |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | We told them that we will improve the whole game |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | We improved charms |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | And reduced enemy speed |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | But in secret... |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | We reduced loot even more |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | They're drug addicts |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | Like, we nerf everything |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | And we release a patch and get praised |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | For literally only removing their pain a little bit |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | But listen |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | Wait till we nerf lightning spear |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | And pretend to improve warriors |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | Like adding more reduce speed nodes |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | And some generic damage points |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | They will kill Xesht in 30 minutes |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | 30 minutes!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | They get 2 scrolls of wisdom |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | And 4 transmutation orbs |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | But there's more |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | You know... |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | Patches will continue until... |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | We sell enough support packs |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | To last us till 0.3 patch |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | Maybe by then they will have forgotton this |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | And buy more shit? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Yeah, more shit |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | PoE 2 is our baby |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | We'll kill PoE 1 |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | And say that we got hacked and lost all the code |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | So Settlers will last forever? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Forever like, until we stop paying the servers |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | And then they will pay us for private leagues for double price |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | With fake ascendancies from unique items |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | They're so fucking dumb |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | We're lucky for having junkies as supporters |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | They literally play any shit we put out |
