| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mark, this is todays detail |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Dave is on number 1 |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Brian is on number 2 |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And the midget Andy is on number 3 |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We are expecting 25 committals today |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We are all fucked then |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Did Kerry do this? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | It's not for me to say |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | But... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Johnny is the tout |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He said she did |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | What am I to do with this crap? |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | We are fucked! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Dave is constantly eating sausages |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Brian's away for his 2nd shit already |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And it's only 8am |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Grimmie order bog roll! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Who is gonna do interviews?! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Andy is already away to the cashiers |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Dave is also a 5pm finish |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | He will stay on... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Rangers play tonight! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But he might have forgot |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You think that loyalist will forget |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | They play Celtic! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | That's the least of my |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | worries as he's doubled his shift |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | with McWilliams who is now in on overtime |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I can't work it out! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Fucking double ups |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Then doing overtime |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | It sickens my shit |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Waudby said he made cheesecake |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Give me some! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I need sugar! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Brian stand back! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Stop invading my space |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Don't even think about touching me |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Where's Andy? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Is he shitting or are the cashiers in? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Phone Lorna! Get him up here! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Kids and music, remember |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Fuck this crap |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I'm calling the Day Managers |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Brian piss off |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | back to PDU |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | and space invade them |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Andy.... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Where's Andy? |
