Risitas learns Oracle was hacked

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In March 2025, Oracle was hacked. When asked, Oracle denied that a breach had happened. This video is made for comical purposes, and the information may become outdated.

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00:00 - 00:05My friend called and asked if
00:05 - 00:07I'd heard about the Oracle breach. It's pretty bad.
00:07 - 00:10I said yes, but Oracle says it's not their fault.
00:11 - 00:16So probably a cloud misconfig by customers or something.
00:17 - 00:21She said: The hacker captured their POC a month ago in the Internet Archive
00:21 - 00:24and shared the link to journalists
00:29 - 00:31_
00:31 - 00:34When shown, Oracle still denied it was them
00:38 - 00:40_
00:41 - 00:47The hacker somehow compromised Oracle Access Management Identity Federation
00:47 - 00:50and was able to publish a POC on that endpoint
00:50 - 00:56And then they saved it to the Wayback Machine
00:58 - 00:59It's there right now
00:59 - 01:01Everyone can see
01:04 - 01:06And Oracle's saying they're
01:06 - 01:08not at all responsible
01:13 - 01:14_
01:14 - 01:16Oracle Access Management Identity Federation is
01:16 - 01:20written in Java
01:21 - 01:27So they'll probably charge their users to patch it.
01:35 - 01:36I guess their 700%
01:36 - 01:39licensing price hike increase wasn't enough
01:41 - 01:44But on a serious note
01:44 - 01:47this breach is bad
01:47 - 01:49And is going to impact a lot of---of people--
01:50 - 01:53But they're denying it
01:54 - 01:56It's so obvious
01:56 - 01:58They said:
01:58 - 02:02"There has been no breach...
02:05 - 02:07"No...customers...lost any data"
02:10 - 02:11_
02:11 - 02:13Haven't lost any data?!
02:15 - 02:17The auth portal was popped!
02:17 - 02:20And who knows how much has been taken
02:21 - 02:28If you thought Snowflake's breach was bad
02:29 - 02:30_
02:30 - 02:32This is so much worse than Snowflake
02:36 - 02:39a major cloud platform's auth portal - pwnd!
02:40 - 02:42_
02:50 - 02:55well, maybe not "major"
02:56 - 02:58But isn't Oracle Cloud big?
02:58 - 03:04Oh sure, a lot of big companies use it
03:04 - 03:09But I think it's to lower Java licensing costs
03:09 - 03:11Ay Java...
03:16 - 03:20They're denying this happened
03:23 - 03:26I've never seen such a rebuttal like this
03:31 - 03:36_