Election Night at Chase HQ

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Never before seen Behind-the-Scenes footage of Chase Campaign HQ on Election Night.

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00:00 - 00:03Herr Senator: Reports are in from the field . . .
00:04 - 00:05Sturtevant has been everywhere . . .
00:05 - 00:07Midlothian. Matoaca. All over the district.
00:08 - 00:12He's even been seen . . .
00:12 - 00:15in Colonial Heights.
00:17 - 00:19Let's not forget who I am . . .
00:19 - 00:21Just look at my license plate.
00:24 - 00:26Senator Chase . . .
00:27 - 00:28Senator . . .
00:31 - 00:33You voted for in-state tuition for illegal immigrants . . .
00:34 - 00:36. . . and tax increases on small businesses.
00:53 - 00:58Everyone out except grifters, swindlers, con-men, and Rob Whitehead.
01:13 - 01:15Get John McGuire off his ass!
01:15 - 01:17Where is Dave Brat?!
01:18 - 01:23Voting records matter . . .
01:25 - 01:28I have a 100% score with VCDL.
01:29 - 01:31Have you seen my Family Foundation rating?!
01:31 - 01:34I have spent eight years faking. . .
01:34 - 01:37. . . that I'm a conservative working for the people.
01:37 - 01:40Has it all been a scam?! Of course!
01:40 - 01:42Senator Chase: Republican voters have realized this.
01:42 - 01:46It was your job to destroy Sturtevant with Fake News attacks!
01:46 - 01:48Senator Chase: Sturtevant is too strong!
01:48 - 01:52Don't give me that crap!
01:53 - 01:54Of course he is!
01:56 - 01:57While we've been spending campaign funds . . .
01:57 - 02:00. . . at Longhorn Steakhouse and Western Sizzlin' . . .
02:00 - 02:03Sturtevant was out knocking doors and on TV . . .
02:04 - 02:08and sending spicy memes in the mail.
02:08 - 02:13We did not have enough 4x8's on Hull Street!
02:14 - 02:16I was expected knock a whole 10 doors per week!
02:17 - 02:21And hold office hours at this stupid strip mall!
02:27 - 02:29I have been drafting important legislation.
02:30 - 02:34Never working less than two or three hours per day.
02:34 - 02:36Important legislation!
02:41 - 02:42I even colluded with that Ramirez woman.
02:43 - 02:47She was supposed to help overthrow Sturtevant!
02:48 - 02:53But all she did was . . .
02:54 - 02:56. . . roll out of bed . . .
02:56 - 02:59. . . and film stupid Facebook videos in her backyard.
03:00 - 03:02And ridiculous commercials that should have been starring me!
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry. Go get her lithium.
03:14 - 03:16I haven't passed a single bill in over four years.
03:19 - 03:23I'm not on any committees . . .
03:25 - 03:26I'm a laughing stock.
03:31 - 03:33The jig is up.
03:40 - 03:46All that's left is to mount a fake write-in campaign . . .
03:46 - 03:49I can swindle a few more people . . . but Longhorn Steakhouse is out.
03:53 - 03:56It's just the Dollar Menu now.