Election Night at Chase HQ
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Never before seen Behind-the-Scenes footage of Chase Campaign HQ on Election Night.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Herr Senator: Reports are in from the field . . . |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Sturtevant has been everywhere . . . |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Midlothian. Matoaca. All over the district. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | He's even been seen . . . |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | in Colonial Heights. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Let's not forget who I am . . . |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Just look at my license plate. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Senator Chase . . . |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Senator . . . |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | You voted for in-state tuition for illegal immigrants . . . |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | . . . and tax increases on small businesses. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out except grifters, swindlers, con-men, and Rob Whitehead. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Get John McGuire off his ass! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Where is Dave Brat?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Voting records matter . . . |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I have a 100% score with VCDL. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Have you seen my Family Foundation rating?! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I have spent eight years faking. . . |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | . . . that I'm a conservative working for the people. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Has it all been a scam?! Of course! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Senator Chase: Republican voters have realized this. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | It was your job to destroy Sturtevant with Fake News attacks! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Senator Chase: Sturtevant is too strong! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Don't give me that crap! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Of course he is! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | While we've been spending campaign funds . . . |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | . . . at Longhorn Steakhouse and Western Sizzlin' . . . |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Sturtevant was out knocking doors and on TV . . . |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | and sending spicy memes in the mail. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | We did not have enough 4x8's on Hull Street! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I was expected knock a whole 10 doors per week! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And hold office hours at this stupid strip mall! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I have been drafting important legislation. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Never working less than two or three hours per day. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Important legislation! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I even colluded with that Ramirez woman. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | She was supposed to help overthrow Sturtevant! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | But all she did was . . . |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | . . . roll out of bed . . . |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | . . . and film stupid Facebook videos in her backyard. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And ridiculous commercials that should have been starring me! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry. Go get her lithium. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I haven't passed a single bill in over four years. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I'm not on any committees . . . |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I'm a laughing stock. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The jig is up. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | All that's left is to mount a fake write-in campaign . . . |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I can swindle a few more people . . . but Longhorn Steakhouse is out. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | It's just the Dollar Menu now. |