| 00:00 - 00:03 | The brands affected by the US boycots, |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | include as follows |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | McDonalds, KFC, Subway |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Burger King and Starbucks |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We await the full Steiner report |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We have better food anyway, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | At least we still have Fanta |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner, |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner confirmed that Fanta |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | is in fact owned by Coca-Cola |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | The following will stay, Keitel, Jodl, Kerbs and Burgdorf. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | HOW THE HELL DID WE MISS THIS!?? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Of all the brands FANTA? Whats next? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Coke I can understand, Pepsi okay, fine |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | But FANTA? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | How can we run this place |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | If we cant count on the bloody SS |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | To have good intelligence |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | What's next? Siemens? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Führer, Siemens HQ is in New York |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | IS THERE NOTHING WE HAVE LEFT? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Führer, We still have Deutsche Bahn |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Are you kidding me Deutsche Bahn?? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | They can't even be on-time! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I expected our German brands |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | to be superior |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | But instead we are stuck relying |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | on US products for everything |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | We are a laughing stock, even France is throwing blows at Amerika |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and they surrender at the first sign of conflict! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | What use is German Ingenuity if we cant even fight? Even Stalin is pushing back |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We need to start being self-reliant |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Trade with other nations that are good to us |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Get us back on top, |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | We dont need Tesla |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | or Heinz or Lay's |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And we sure as hell don't need Cybertrucks , I better not catch 1 damn |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Cybertruck on our German Streets |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Do you know how rediculous those things are? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | How are they street legal? Bloody Death Traps |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its okay Gerda, no European buys Tesla anyways, |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | At this point, I can no longer ignore reality |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Shutting down Germany's Nuclear Reactors was a mistake |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Getting LNG from Russia, |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The Amerika was our way out, |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But if you think I'm going to bow down to the likes of that orange orangutang |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | then you are gravely mistaken |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | The World will Prevail |
