| 00:00 - 00:03 | Dear Rocket fans the trade deadline is over |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | our great leader General Stone |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | made several efforts to improve the team |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | He found amazing success twice |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | First he heisted the celtics for Springer |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | and then the hawks |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | he heisted them as well yes? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | of course |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | he was able to land |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | he landed Cody Zeller |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | he has superstar potential according the basketballhollic |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | all the Rocket fans in here who supported the Westbrook trade leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Rockets are finally relevant after 5 years |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | and we get nothing |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | every team in the west improved |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | The Lakers got Doncic gifted to them |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Warriros got Himmy so they can kick our asses for another 2 years |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We can't even win against the nets, they destroyed us |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We expect Fred to carry us |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Freds a midget who cant hit a layup |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir we have Sengun he's is an all-star better than Docic |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Sengun is fat and can't hold Luke Kornet jock strap |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir we have Amen who is a future superstar he is elite |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Amen cant shoot to save his life |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | HE CAN'T SHOOT |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Reed Sheppard our 3rd overall pick |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Is making Jimmer Fredette look like Jordan |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Tari Easons leg is broken and his mom won't stop tweeting |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Jabari Smith's ass is too high he gets dominated in the paint |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Cam Whitmore won't pass the ball I've offered him money to he won't take it |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Dillon Brooks has swag but he's a Canadian you can't win with that |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Ime Udoka has been eyeing my wife I can't compete with that |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | we might as well have kept Silas |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | If we were going to do nothing |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | At the most monumentous trade deadline in NBA history |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Jaden Springer and Cody Zeller |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | How am I supposed to deal with the OKC fans on twitter now |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Do you know how many times I've seen that replay of Amen |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | passing the ball to D'Angelo for the game winner |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | 4 losses in a row |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | 2 against the Nets |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | We'll probably lose again tonight |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I don't know how to handle this |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Well at least we don't have KPJ anymore |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Or some |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Terribly embarrassing player like Ben Simmons |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We still have some respect as a franchise |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Tell the meme squad |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | To be ready for tonight game thread |
