201 Sqn execs
12 views • 2/4/2025
201 Squadron execs as we imagine it might have unfolded this week
| 00:00 - 00:03 | This is the flypro for next week: |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | A Flight's crew is on a Euro-PT |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | with approaches to Berlin |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We've given away all our ops trips to 42 Sqn, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but we still don't have a crew to take the ACPV visit you want to steal from 120. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | B Flight's crew is available. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They can do ACPV. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | OC 201, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | B Flight's crew is... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | B Flight's crew is on Ops 1 |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They can't fly down to Brize. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave except the brand new holding officer and execs |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I told you the flying crews would hold Ops 1! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | It was my genius OJAR moment of the year! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | All you had to do was work out how it actually worked |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What's the point in being the cleverest Sqn boss the world has ever known |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | If holding officers left alone with no direction |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | can't deliver on the simplest of all the brilliant ideas I've come up with |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Just say the crews already fragged to fly are on Ops 1, that's all you had to do |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Not keep our sole aircraft commander on the ground on standby |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, if they are required to take-off before their fragged airborne time... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Then they just take off earlier! How difficult is that for you to understand? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | they would have to be in CRP earlier, making them effectively on Ops1 standby and defeating the- |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I don't need to hear these excuses, common sense and details |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | This is my idea! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Do you not think they are laughing at us upstairs? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Here I am, the greatest sqn boss who ever lived, |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and they're up there with the trophy for the most operationally effective sqn in the whole of 1 Gp |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | The 1 Gp Operational Performance Award! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | To the whole of 120 Sqn for working together effectively as a high-performing team! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And not to me as an individual. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And now they are leading on multinational interoperability for all Poseidons in Europe! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | What am I going to do to prove my brilliance |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | How am I going to shine? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | By getting people off Ops 1 |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Ops 1 |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | By claiming it was my idea that got everyone flying more |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I've already told CAW it's working |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I've told him everyone said it's the best initiative anyone had ever come up with |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | in the whole history of Maritime Patrol operations |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and all the wg cdrs told me I was a genius! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, CXX will take your Ops 1 shift |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | How the fuck do we get out of this one |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Find out the name of the new ops officer who is about to be posted to 201 Sqn |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | to run ops. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Give his name to CAW |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Say he had the job of writing the new Ops 1 plot after we had all agreed how it would work. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Tell CAW the guy really fucked it up |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Then charge him |
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