| 00:00 - 00:03 | Optiver is offering iPhones |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | and AirPods for their challenge |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | They are also giving away so much merch |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | it even caused a stampede |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and it is good quality |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | But a lot of people |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | will come to our workshop on Rust? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Helsing... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Helsing... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Helsing is also doing a Rust workshop... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and it is before ours |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Every Imperial grad out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | But they're a defence company |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We can't make fun of them |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Why did we choose Rust?? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We could have just done Java |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | or even Ruby |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Everyone hates Ruby |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | First the Optiver merch now this! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | ... |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | The fleece were pretty comfy though... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | OUR MERCH IS COMFY |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | At least we have our meme challenge |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | No cknmedia has one as well! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And this Optiver guy |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | It was a Reddit post from |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | 7 years ago |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and it wasn't even that bad! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I should never have linked that Reddit account... |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I should have just deleted that post |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Why was he not hired by us?? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | How can a guy like that work at Optiver?? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I thought my memes were undefeatable |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | All the interns said so |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | They wouldn't lie to me... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Insanity |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Attacked at my own meme challenge |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And Helsing gave out Rust books during their talk... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | How dare they |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | not just give out merch??? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | They didn't even have merch! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay we'll have Rust books next year |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We always give the most merch and swag... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | ... but this time ... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | ... we're not on top. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | If you think this will happen again next year think again |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Liquidate our assets... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | we're buying ICHack. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Yes sir |
