| 00:00 - 00:05 | So we gotta learn pharma right ? |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | I try to, I really do |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | but the reading room at 9:30 |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | shit it looks like, it looks like |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Crusty Crab in episode 2 filled with the hungry meep meep fishes |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | So i learn on the floor now |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | crazy right ? |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | But recently i thought to myself |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | I thought |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | I learn to put pharma in my brain |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | Right ? |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | So why dont i just put pharma in my brain ? |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | So i took some |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | Shrooms |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | my man |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | MYY MANNN |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | LADYS & GENTLEMEN |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | I saw freissmuth on the walls |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | and he asked me: |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | Do you want to know somthing funny lol? |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | Your'e , your'e |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | the only uni learning this shit this detailed |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | like your'e so dumb buying my books for this |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | Im making tens of thousands of dollars |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | off of these books |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | fuck I bambozzeld my employer MUW |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | they bought so many |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | so many probably |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | probably over a 100 |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | I mean look in the library |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | shelfs |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | SHELFS FULL OF MY BOOKS |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | and do you know what ? |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | soon I'll bring out a 4th edition |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | they are gonna buy that too at over 100$ Per book |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | can you imagine ?!?? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | My mortage ? Paid off |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | My pension my new Tesla ? you bet |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Meanwhile im looking at this dude |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | shitfaced out of my mind thinking whats he yapping about |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | but then I realized |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | I've been talking to myself in the bib the entire time and everyones looking at me |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | they couldnt see Freissi but i could, They were sheep |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | anyways point of this long story ? |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | I passed pharma but dont know how!? |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | I just woke up in feburary, no memories |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | anyways this story is fake go and learn pharma you idiots, dont procrastinate like me |
