| 00:00 - 00:03 | The School has given us UpLearn |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It seems useful |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | with lots of videos and quizzes to sum up topics |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | we have been told to use it to revise independantly |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | So there is no way the school could fuck this up and make it unbearable to use |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Thankfully it is voluntary so I can still enjoy my weekend |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Whilst doing revision on topics I struggle with |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The school has set us assignments |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | and they all take 2 hours to complete |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and you can't skip them as the quiz section is broken |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Any non-STEM students please leave and write me a 30 marker in the corridor |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | These assignemnts are fucking horrible |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | They take 2 hours to complete and are on the most basic shit |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | They treat me like i'm some retarded 6 year old |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | not an A level student |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I used to enjoy STEM but now I hate it |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I thought UpLearn would be useful |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | but its now the bane of my fucking life |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | At least it guarantees an A |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Because it costs a metric fuck so the only people who can affoard it have private tutors |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | At least you can skip parts of homework by completing the quiz |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | It never fucking works, it just marks it wrong even when it should be fucking right |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | UpLearn can suck my Dick! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Its the biggest piece of dogshit the schools ever forced us to use |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | It has taken all my weekend |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and forced me to complete this shit all day |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | This website is the soul reason I want to kill myself |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I feel like i'm being anully assulted every time I use this godforsaken website |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Just being pounded, no lube |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Nobody could get this done in less than an hour! Not even Maths teachers! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | This website has destroyed me |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | They already set an hour of homework every lesson then add this nonsense on top of it |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I don't have any free time now |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Half the shit it makes me sit through I could do when I was in primary |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I learn nothing from this basic shit it forces me to sit through |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Even on 2x speed it takes fucking hours |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | and leaves me no time to revise the stuff I find hard |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | leaving me fucked for exams |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I will be stuck going to the fucking Open University because of this shit |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Relax, we don't do STEM, we aren't fucked |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I wish I just did fucking Buisness or Philosophy |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I wouldn't have to deal with this shit |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Just fucking kill me |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I'm going to have the employee discount at McDonald's soon |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Cleaning fucking toilets as a career |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And living in a cardboard box on the side of the street |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I fucking hate UpLearn |
