| 00:00 - 00:03 | We held the 2024 conference |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | at resorts world |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | we are please to say |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | it was a resounding success for BSAC |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | although numbers weren't as high as we hoped |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Yes yes |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | lets move on |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | but... there was an issue |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Dai... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Dai turned up wankered Friday night |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | an 'incident' occurred |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | all non BSAC STASI leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | what the fuck! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | what the actual fuck! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I knew having that welsh twat on council after his stint as NDO |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | was a bad idea from the start |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I told you, get rid of him |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | and while your at it get rid of |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | all those other WASAC twats |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I've had enough of them all |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | but Eddy we must follow due process |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | fuck the process, I'm the chair! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | we've scheduled a meeting |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I don't give a shit |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | just get rid of him |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | wheres Gerry, get Gerry to take his boat |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | stab the tubes, piss in his 2 stroke oil |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I've had enough of that pompous twat |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | he thinks he knows everything |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and he constantly makes me look like I haven't a clue |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | what's worse is he's right |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | he's my fucking kryptonite |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | maybe this is our chance |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | to remove him forever from council |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | rally the woke |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | if we must |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | follow a stupid fucking 'process' |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | lets ensure it goes in our favour |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | expel him from BSAC |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | and any sympathisers |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | get rid of them all |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | shh don't mention the members feedback on the new strategy |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Yasmine, Catherine, Lisa |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | the future of BSAC council, our future |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | lies in your hands now |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | WASAC is regrouping |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | we can only hide the truth for so long |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | it's time for our final stand |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | grab your snorkels |
