Hitler submits a map for COTD

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Website said I need to make the description at least 60 characters long so here it is. Also Hitler is an ice player, who knew.

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00:00 - 00:03Last week started with a dirt COTD
00:04 - 00:05followed by speedtech
00:05 - 00:07then mixed, then dirt again.
00:08 - 00:12The next day some mediocre map sponsored by a clothing brand
00:12 - 00:15then grass fullspeed and dirt again.
00:17 - 00:19If there was no ice
00:19 - 00:21my map must be next.
00:24 - 00:26My Fuhrer
00:27 - 00:28your map...
00:31 - 00:33Nadeo reviewed your map yesterday
00:34 - 00:36"Too easy to slide out"
00:53 - 00:58Everyone who doesn't play ice, get out.
01:13 - 01:15Is this a fucking joke?!
01:15 - 01:17They said "too easy to slide out"???
01:18 - 01:23Does Nadeo play the game with a disconnected keyboard and monitor?!
01:25 - 01:28How can someone be this skillchecked.
01:29 - 01:31Even a dog could ice slide!
01:31 - 01:34But a Nadeo employee can't tap S S!
01:34 - 01:37If I was working in place of those total noobs
01:37 - 01:40I'd choose ice trial just to prove a point!
01:40 - 01:42My Fuhrer, most people don't play ice and...
01:42 - 01:46Is it my problem that they are bad?!
01:46 - 01:48My Fuhrer, COTD is for everyone.
01:48 - 01:52My mapping won't be held back by some damn Vibers!
01:53 - 01:54Just get good!
01:56 - 01:57They buy the subscription
01:57 - 02:00and then don't want to play the game
02:00 - 02:03because the map is not a simple sidescroller?!
02:04 - 02:08Then they will glaze Micka in youtube comments
02:08 - 02:13but won't bother getting even one wheel onto ice in-game!
02:14 - 02:16Fucking Unlimited LOL players!
02:17 - 02:21I want to bugslide every one of them off a cliff, like Stalin!
02:27 - 02:29Maybe not all is lost.
02:30 - 02:34I can put nogrip everywhere, cover the whole map.
02:34 - 02:36Turn any player into an ice god.
02:41 - 02:42Nogrip...
02:43 - 02:47Is it even ice when your gearbox begs you to end its suffering on the spot.
02:48 - 02:53I'd rather eat broken glass than play nogrip ice!
02:54 - 02:56Or even play wet icy wood.
02:56 - 02:59Clearly that is the ice that Nadeo wants!
03:00 - 03:02Some brainrotted bastard of ice!
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry, it's okay to like nogrip.
03:14 - 03:16Getting into mapping was a mistake.
03:19 - 03:23People... they keep telling me that my maps are trash.
03:25 - 03:26Maybe it's true.
03:31 - 03:33The trick is to disregard.
03:40 - 03:46I will show all the haters in the world what the mapping prodigy can make
03:46 - 03:49when he uses 100% of his brain.
03:53 - 03:56Open the editor.