| 00:00 - 00:03 | ok boys we have a Guinness tour booked |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | we will hit spoons |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | then ferryman |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | we can't be late |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | factory is miles away |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | fuck that I want whiskey and a dirty pint |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | my stag ill decide |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | u sure??? |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | you look pisseed |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | some bird might want to batter you |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | would be a bad move from her |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | yes it would. anyone thats not hard. leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | id smash the fuck out of her |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | drop her in the alley |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | im the best dancer in Dublin |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and 15th best looking in the group |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I know all the words to the Irish rover |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I don't care if my brother pulls all the birds |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and ive got sexy nipples |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | what the fuck do you want mini Michael van gerwe |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | want to tell you a story about windscreen wipers |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | shut the fuck up |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | but it has a really cool knob |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I don't give a fuck |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | boring mate |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | all I wanted was a sensible weekend |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and you twats dressed me |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | as a fucking leprechaun |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | and fucking Andy |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | can he go one fucking day |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | without getting his head kicked in |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | what a bunch of pussies |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | be hard like me |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | smash up a crack head |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | proper nailed it |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | and the races |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | what a disaster |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | how can I explain to Chloe |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | ive lost all our money |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | on a tip from an Irish Samuel L Jackson |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | twats |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | is ok be quiet or he will batter you |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I just want to go home |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | you've ruined me |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | mini mvg |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | no more stories |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | it was supposed to be a great weekend |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and all yous did was out dance me |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | fuck off, pricks |
