Hitler Finds Out Yan-C-Bin Died In Three Rounds
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Hitler sets up a meeting with his staff to see how his latest D&D campaign session turned out.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | We designed the Howling Island exactly as you said. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We placed the kobold traps here. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Here and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The ritual to summon the avatar has begun and the Djinn is ready. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Once summoned, Yan-C-Bin will do a massive AOE that can two-shot players. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | This is great. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I can finally challenge the players. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Brian... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Octavius... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Octavius invizzed Uchu. He freed the Djinn pre-combat. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Yan-C-Bin died in three rounds. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who's made sexual jokes or innuendos, in my campaign, get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Three fucking rounds? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | He died in three fucking rounds? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I made custom battle music just for this encounter! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I spent 50 fucking credits on Suno. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Just for a song that sounded stormy! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Do you have any idea how hard that was to accomplish? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Suno won't even reliably follow your lyrics. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Let alone generate instrumental tracks! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Brian, AIs are still in their infancy and are still very impressive- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Then why charge me for using it? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Brian, the developers need to feed their families. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | That kobold chieftain sure won't need to anymore. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | He has no head! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | He just fucking stood there |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | while a demented slaver monkey stood over him |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | throwing fucking weeaboo daggers with his tail! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I've already been cancelled on X over the racial stereotypes! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They skipped all the exposition and background lore for the kobold tribe! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They didn't even see a single trap! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | This may as well have been a Gelatinous Cube chasing a coin thrown by Glenn! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | This was the chapter capstone encounter. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | To unleash my wrath on the players. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | To send some back to their bodies! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Instead... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | The Avatar of a elemental wind god... basically one-shot! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Even those quippergulls in Lake Mulsantir were a harder encounter. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | At least Yan-C-Bin smacked Cedani twice. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Although when I tried to do something cool with his whirlwind... |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Cedani just planted her glaive on the ground and took it! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay. The players will just quit the campaign. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Why did I make the eye sockets prominent? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | They could... just have walked through the front. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Glenn's coin is tossed. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | That prick... has won. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Make arrangements to convert this campaign to a Confederate alt history. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And make it super problematic. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Try making a sex joke now. |