Kevin Learns of His Defeat
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The League week one Kevin's bad beat. McAfree doesn't play and Purdy doesn't take the knee.
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AwardeLamp1 year ago
Fucking Glorious.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Kevin, I've got some really bad news |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Umm, how do I say this |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Well, you know that, ugh |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Christian McAffery is out due to a booboo |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Which really hurt your chances of a W |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | that's OK, Brock Purdy |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Is going to take a knee, lose a yard |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Kevin.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They, umm |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Are bringing in his backup |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | To take the knee |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Commish, Jon and Brett stay, everyone else out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is total bullshit! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | F@!k have to be kidding me |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Those mutha f'ng niners..its a consipracy! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I deserve the win, the world knows it! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Kyle Shanahan can stick |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | that damn football up his ass! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And McAffrey...somebody bring him to me |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I'll show him a calf injury! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Its not his fault he's hurt |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Shut up Geof! Just shut up shut up shut up! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Kevin, I am very good at my job |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | A blind hooker with cum in her eyes could have seen this coming |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You turd cutter! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You will adjust the scores |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Or I will have your balls in a jar |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | you half wit harry potter looking fool! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Fantasy football is the stupidest shit ever |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | It's all luck. There's no skill involved at all |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Serenity now! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | F@cking 1 tenth of a point, are you shitting me!!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And Jon, you slimy snake. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | You were in on this weren't you? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Trying to rob me of what is mine! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I hold you all responsible |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | The League can suck my balls, my hairy stinky balls! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Just stay in there and take the damn knee Purdy |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Who made the decision |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | to send in the backup QB |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And steal my undefeated season! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK, he can try again next year |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I really tried this year |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I even showed up to the draft, picked my own players |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | didn't auto draft |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | and now, I am defeated |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | My team is a disgrace, my manhood has been taken from me, I am ruined |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | F'ing 49er's, first the NFC ship |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | now this |