Hitler on Millwall’s transfer window
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Hitler takes issue with some of the decision making at The Den.
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John Seasman1 year ago
Haha very funny, cheers
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, Ivanovic has been signed, but his metatarsal is fucked. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We’ve told the Serbs he is to stay in London for expert treatment. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | However, Baldy Barrett has tracked his Apple AirTag here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We think the Serbian FA have flown him out to their international training camp |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We tracked him heading over Berlin 2 days ago |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Fuck the Serb |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | at least we’ve signed Coburn on a perm |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir… |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Coburn… |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Coburn is on a season long loan Sir |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We didn’t agree a fee |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Those of you not involved in the medical or recruitment teams, fuck off |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is typical fucking Millwall! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | First we had Euroferries |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | That prick De Savaloy mugging us off wearing the shirt over his suit |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | The West Ham cunt Lomas |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | That clown Holloway making this club look like even more of a basket case |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And now we break our record signing |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | On a Serb who pretends he’s injured then fucks off back to the Baltics |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Without you cunts having a clue what’s going on |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir he was meant to stay at Calmont Rd for treatment |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Who the fuck would want to stay at Calmont Road |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, we repainted it in 2013 |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | It’s a bunch of portacabins you cretin |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I don’t wanna hear it! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The new training ground is going nowhere and this Serb cunt knows it |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | This would never have happened under Aldo’s watch |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Gallen you cunt no wonder Harris hates you |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | There’s only one thing for it |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I’m bringing Kavanagh and Aldo back |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And Billy Taylor too |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I’m sick and tired of this 2 bob club |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I told you this lanky streak was trouble |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Why didn’t look in the Conference or League 2 |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | 30k for the next Harris |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | 130k for the next Moro |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | The same for Gregory |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | But no, Millwall go down the Bertie big bollocks route and think we’ve found another Flemming |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Have we not learnt anything from Yuran and Kulkov |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | What are we paying the Serb? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | 20k a week! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don’t worry. We got £7m for Flemming. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Murray is a liability |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Hutch has the turning circle of a Routemaster |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Honeyman |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Is like a wasp stuck in a jam jar |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | There’s only one thing for it |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Open the Haters Arms |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Lock up the Platers |