| 00:00 - 00:03 | And now for the recent chiefing result |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Here was the village |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Inactive for 77 days total |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The player had never built a wall, residence or any troops |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And when we targeted the palace, no building existed |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So it was an easy capture |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | No seige, just a few chiefs sent |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Coca |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The chiefs |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The chiefs died before we made it there |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They... tripped on their shoelaces |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | The leaders may stay; St3althing, Lock, Shinji and Ragnar |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is chief number 70! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | That I have lost only THIS WEEK! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Last week they died from hunger, claiming the rosemary wasn't enough... |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | At least I think it was rosemary... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Maybe it was a plastic plant! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | But doesn't plastic give strong bones?! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | But dying from untied shoelaces is just absurd! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I knew how to tie mine by 17! By 17! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Coca they told the medics that the binus- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | The Binus?! Why is it always my Binus?! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Coca, they say it sounds funny |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You make me out to be some piece of meat to these men! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I can chief villages! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I've chiefed at least one! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And that's one more than that Egoismus has! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | He hasn't chiefed one all round yet! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And why does nobody bring up all the chiefs that he kills?! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Why must every day be 'Laugh at Coca' day and 'Coca's Hospital Push' day? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Hasn't someone else's chiefs failed?! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | There's 100 people across both wings and we only laugh at me... every day! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Next you're going to tell me... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Ego has chiefed one... And he did it today! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Whilst mine fell on their faces... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Their shoelaces... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | How can they not tie their own shoelaces, are they stupid?! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | At least we managed to capture the village on the second attempt |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | It's a shame we used 17 chiefs... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But they used 300 tablets of law! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | What was I supposed to do?! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I know, 300 is impossible |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | It's not easy being top 20 pop |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | My chiefs, they're always dying where they stand |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | ... or where they fall |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The op... was a success |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I don't care about how many, my chiefs took the village they meant to |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Even if my expansion slot is empty |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Queue another three |
