Remi's Final Board Meeting at Cassava $SAVA
Exclusive Video of Remi's Final Cassava Sciences Board Meeting and Parting Advice to Rick
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | SEC and DOJ are closing in, Remi. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They arrested Wang and took his computer. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We had to turn over all your emails and texts too. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Even Lindsay's melted hard drive. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | They figured out that all Lindsay's NIH grants were bullshit. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | But all those Open Label press releases convinced them |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | The placebo comparisons Suzanne Hendrix put together |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Remi |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It's DOJ |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | This isn't the FDA who we can just rant at and bully |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | DOJ aren't fooled. They take down actual terrorists before lunch. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everybody out except Rick and the new guys. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck did I put you on the board for? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You were supposed to talk with your old buddies at the FBI, not stick a wire on Kupiec |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Femtomolar! I always knew Wang took things too far.. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | ..no matter what Lindsay kept telling me |
| 01:30 - 01:31 | You'll still have your Silver Medal |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Mechanism this, mechanism that |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I was a fucking Liberal Arts major at Oberlin! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | What about the FRET experiments I paid for? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, we don't have any real evidence of anything working |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | We had all those papers! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We put that bullshit in the Investigator Brochure & now people are asking questions |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | We were supposed to be opiod experts |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Naloxone! Naloxone! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You don't even know where Naloxone binds |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Femtomolar this, Filamin-A that |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Wang can't even keep track of which bands he re-uses |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Nadav kept telling me how it was all figured out.. Nailed it! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and those idiots at NIA lapped it all up! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | How the hell does Elizabeth Bik spot all those image duplications |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And the spaghetti plot! Whose idea was that! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I knew we should have used SavaDx as our only endpoint. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I had my own office building, I was a big man in Austin |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | My own fucking office building |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Femtomolar.. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | We should have pivoted back to cancer |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | The cancer drugs never work anyway and you can keep the story running forever |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But Lindsay had to be a Neuroscience genius |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | She promised her old advisor would take care of everything |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Yet somehow we got outsmarted by Bredt, Pitt, and a bunch of clowns from Twitter? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry, Lindsay, we'll edit this out of your Wikipedia profile. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'm never going to get my bonus now |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | But all that stock.. |
| 03:25 - 03:28 | You have some too, Kupiec, even if it's underwater |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We have to keep pumping. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Listen to me, Rick. I'll tell you what to do. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Write a crazy-ass letter to satisfy the lunatic shareholders until there's Phase 3 data to spin. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Admit nothing. |