Biden Finds Out Trump Survived the Assassination Attempt(meme)
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Biden reacts to hearing that Trump survived the July 13th assasination attempt (meme)
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | We confirmed with the Secret Service Director. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | She denied Trump additional security resources. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and only put two counter- snipers here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They gave the shooter an unguarded roof 130 yards away |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | To take the shot, here. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I'll address the nation |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | to mourn the death of Trump. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | President Biden... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Trump... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Trump survived the assasination attempt. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The bullet only knicked the top of his ear. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who is voting for Trump, leave the room now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Don't wake me up at 6pm and tell me he failed! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How the hell did he miss?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The roof was completely clear! No one was guarding it! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | It even had it's own ladder! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | It was perfect! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Black Rock said they found the perfect patsy we could call a "lone wolf" |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | He had an AR shot from 130 yards. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | 130 yards! That's a putt even I could make! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, you said you were a 6 handicap- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | The whole world knows all my handicaps, Bob! And 6 ain't one of them! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuher- I mean President- we can still- |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | We can't do jack shit now. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | That was our last chance! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And by the way, the RNC is tomorrow, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | They would have had no candidate. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And by the way, there was no running mate to take his place. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | They wouldn't know what to do! The timing was perfect! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Look! I get that you're stuck with me, but at least this would have evened the playing field |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Jill's gonna be so pissed at me for this one! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | If Trump stops funding Ukraine, then no more kickbacks from Putin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Putin, I meant Zelensky. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And by the way, that money is our main income. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Hunter had it all set up through Burisma. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I may have been wrong about our soldiers, |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | But I was right about you: You're all stupid bastards! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Look, we can't blame his rhetoric for J6 anymore |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | if I have to explain my "bulls eye" comment. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And by the way, if he wins, the party's over. No more votes from illegal immigrants |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | We won't get to abort babies anymore! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | You can still be famous and a mom. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Call MSNBC |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Say the FBI can't unlock the kid's phone. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Until they're done wiping it |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Then say they didn't find anything |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And I'll uh-uh.... the uh..... look... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Where was I?...... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | well anyway... |