| 00:00 - 00:03 | Edexcel Biology paper 2 is here |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Last paper had no human questions, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | So we shall be focusing on those. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Don't forget about ecology and nitrogen cycle |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | all the hormones and the nephrons |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Basically just humans |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and just skim over plants. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein fuhrer, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner says there's 3 questions on humans |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and around 75% is on plants. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who liked the paper, leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | IT'S ON PLANTS AGAIN! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | ONLY THREE QUESTIONS ON HUMANS! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | AND IT COVERS 70% OF THE SYLLABUS? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | 90% OF THAT 70% IS ON FUCKING PLANTS! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | WE REVISED SO LONG FOR IT |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | AND THERE WAS NOTHING ON HUMANS |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT WHEN I STUDY MEDICINE IN UNI |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I AM STUDYING PETALS AND PHOTOSYNTHESIS |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein fuhrer, fish farming was mentioned |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | AM I GOING TO STUDY GILLS IN MEDICINE? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein fuhrer, protein synthesis was mentioned |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | That was a question worth NOT EVEN 6 MARKS! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | IT WAS FIND THE COMBOS |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You plan to tell me, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | The time I spent memorising translation |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | WAS PUT INTO A 2 MARK FIND THE COMBOS QUESION? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | ANYONE WITH OVER 5 BRAINCELLS CAN DO THAT IN 1 MINUTE |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | WHAT WAS ALL THAT TIME SPENT REVISING FOR? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | IF THE FUCKING PAPER WAS JUST PLANTS? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | IF YOU'RE NOT ASKING ABOUT HUMANS DON'T PUT IT IN THE FUCKING SYLLABUS |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I thought I could redeem myself |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | and score high on paper 2 for human biology |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and at least get a level 7 for a level |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | but iGCSE Edexcel. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | just HAD TO TEST US ON PLANTS AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | AND ONLY 5 WHOLE QUESTIONS ON HUMANS IN TOTAL FOR BOTH PAPERS |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | and they weren't even 4 marks each |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | DOING HOURS OF DIAGRAMS AND PAST PAPERS |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | EVEN LEARNING EXTRA WORDS FOR HUMANS |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay. Biology is one of your best subjects. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | why do I even bother to revise? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | If all the questions are just the other part that I didn't revise for |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's over. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I thought I could ace paper 2 |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | If I get a high 6 in biology I will physically cry in real life |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | because the papers are on plants |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Edexcel has killed me |
