| 00:00 - 00:03 | At the end of the trade deadline, we were 5-1 |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | At this point, things were looking good for the Bison |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We'd beaten every team but the Cannons |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and our only real competition were the 4-2 Knights |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We were in this same situation last year, we figured we could handle it. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Great. I'm not worried about the 2-4 Steamboats, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | they would have needed to win 5 out of 6 and beat us. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr. General Manager, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Boats... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Boats won 5 games and beat us. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We lost 4 out of the last 5 and didn't make the playoffs |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who uses the bucky counter, makes bad trades, or has won a Dream Bowl, leave immediately. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Are you fucking kidding me! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Who the fuck doesn't make the playoffs because of the BOATS |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | 2-4 at the deadline and they made the playoffs!? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Unbelievable shit ass players on my roster. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Archie Travis is an old piece of shit |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Chris Gonzales chokes against the Steamboats' secondary?? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | How can we lose to a team who traded away their DEFENSE |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and who has a quarterback with DOWN SYNDROME |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mr. General Manager, the Boats are not a bad team. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Is that why they got SHIT ON in the playoffs? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mr. General Manager, they were playing against the 1 seed. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You retard, that was OUR spot. This was OUR Dream Bowl. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Our window is closing! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Now I have to watch these expansion teams prance around the league like they own the place. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | when I don't even have a playoff win |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and my $14 million dollar running back can't even get a FIRST DOWN |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Even Shawn Jordan and Garth Miller play better than him! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And those guys are on teams so bad that they couldn't even win a high school championship! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | How is it even possible we lost this. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Fuck this shit, at least I'm graduating and getting out of here! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I really thought this was the year. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | The Boats are 2-0 against the Cannons, |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | MY time to shine! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And the Sea Cows making the playoffs too.. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | This couldn't have been a worse outcome! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | God, this FUCKING season! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Maybe the Cluck will finally beat them. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Except for the fact that Gabe Smith is nervous! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The fucking Sea Cows are really going to win! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, we still have Joe Sterling for 4 more years. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | And to think, this is the best roster I've ever had. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It's unbelievable how much I hate my players, |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | and their piece of shit mothers too. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | You ever hear of what Memphis did to their kicker? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | At least the Cannon scumbags are graduating. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | It's about time we see them actually get some new players. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | . |
