| 00:00 - 00:03 | Dee cup teams were drawn by schoolyard draft. Your pick to win is Broken Braille. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They will play Golden Horseshoe Green, Brickshire… |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | … and Kingsmill Woods course. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The team is made up of quality golfers, two of which have won before. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | However, the team lags far behind since the stop at Golden Corral here. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I picked those donkeys because of the dots. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Match play will ensure victory. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Uh, Donkey… |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | … match play… |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Your team is in last place, 10 points behind. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It would take a miracle to win. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All of you who told me NOT to bet on Broken Brail, get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How can that team be losing this bad!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Broken Braille was not going to lose! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | They get so many dots they could play with a rescue club and still win! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I can’t believe these other teams are beating them. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They are made up of idiots! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Those players can’t possibly match the dots! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Even without the par threes… |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | … the dots would win out! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But the new player hits the ball 470 yards! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | And his teammate can’t go longer than 180! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Really, it’s closer to 185, if he stumbles forward! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Their captain snapped the head off his driver like a week ago! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | He now uses his brother-in-law’s! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Let me guess, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | team Rescue Club is winning! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Their team captain looks like a convicted felon. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | The old, bony man can’t play in the cold! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | He was the last player picked, Mr. Irrelevant! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And what of the fat one |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I could invade Poland, and make a sandwich faster than he plays! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I should never have listened to McNamara |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | My gut said, go with the more experienced team. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | 6 Dee Cups between them! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Bob Evans. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | The one guy doesn’t even touch a club until after tax season! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | One of his partners has lost so much weight… |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | …all he needs are some striped pajamas. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Their captain must be an idiot! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | “Three seeds for life” was supposed to be a joke! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | You can always work at Meadows Farm. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Changes will be made for next year. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We’ll invite AJ and Rob to go along, one per team. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | No dots. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | And Sparkle too. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | If only Pappy were here. He’d know what to do, |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | drink beer and smoke a cigar. The good stuff. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Not the pink generic. |
