| 00:00 - 00:03 | There needs to be a decision made |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | more rain |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | is coming from hear |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Ashton is open for 6 holes |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Dukinfield is open for 18 holes |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And Fairfield? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | the glorious land. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | my leader |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Fairfield |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Fairfield have been open all winter |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and have three day membership |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | 30-35 category leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | what a fucking shambles |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | where's the bloody drainage? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Spending our money chopping trees |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Fucking trees! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | health& safety this |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | health & safety that |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | This is Denton golf club |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | he area's premier club |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | my leader it has been neglected |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | by who then? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | my leader, for the past 20 years |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Shove your health and safety up your arse |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I want to play golf |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I've been practising |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I've bought new irons |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | got them fitted and everything |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Jimmy got me new grips |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | what the fuck has been happening for the last 20 years |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | what the hell is going on? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | £1100 a year to play snooker |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | & we can't do that on Mondays |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I've used up more 20p's |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | than Luke Littler's had180's |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Course closed! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | every Saturday spent shopping with the Mr's |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | When I should be out losing golf balls in fairways |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | All I want to do |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Is hit a shit drive down the first |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | That clears the stream, & past the ladies tee |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | they are not ladies now, just red tee's |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | bunch of dinosaurs |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | doing bugger all in in the past |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | How is Dukinfield open |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | But not Denton |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We may as well host the Denton duck race |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | What a laughing stock |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Right! put the fees uo 15% |
