| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mike, the Giants had the 6th pick |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | In the draft |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Williams, Maye and Daniels |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Are off the board. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | They now traded up for the 4th pick |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Oh my god. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Did we get Harrison??!! |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mike |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They didn't take Harrison |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They drafted JJ McCarthy |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who isn't a Giants fan, please leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Why the fuck would we do this!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | He's just Daniel Jones 2.0 |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I thought Schoen was supposed to be $#&@ smart |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Who the hell is he going to even throw to? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Waller's retiring |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Our best player signed with the #$@& Eagles |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Our Oline is still garbage |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | This is terrible. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mike, maybe they won't be so bad |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | We are going 1-15 |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mike, there are 17 games now |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | @#$& 1-16 then! FML |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I hope we get 1W |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And I have to hear Linh yell |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "Trash" all season long |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Him with that syndromically big head |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And don't even get me started on Taylor |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | He is going to be insufferable |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | There is no light at the end of this tunnel |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I don't even have fantasy football to look to |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I'm the 49ers of fantasy |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | &@#$ choke when it matters! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I don't even want to watch |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But I will |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Because I'm a glutton for punishment |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We have won one playoff game in the last decade |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And that was against useless Minnesota |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | We are going to be worse than the Jets |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And they have that crazy bastard Aaron Rodgers |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He does a lot of ayahuasca |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I honestly don't know why |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | they would do this to me |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We are never going to win again |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | No playoffs |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I will watch the Superbowl for the commercials |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I guess it could be worse.... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I could be Pete |
