| 00:00 - 00:03 | So just to confirm, our cannabis farms have been found… |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | At Caerphilly, Cardiff.. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And Swansea |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We have had to relocate one in Blackwood.. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Bridgend and Newport are under threat also. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | This is fine.. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | The Maesycwmmer farm will keep us going for a while. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Boss |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Umm |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Maesycwmmer farm got raided last night |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Every plant. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave the room except the main dealers. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What do you mean raided?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | In that sleepy little village. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We put it there because no police go there. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | The crime rate is next to zero. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | It’s got 2 pubs and just one shop |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | For Christ’s Sake! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | They only got a skate park a month ago. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | It’s not exactly fucking Mafia country is it! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir it’s 2 shops they have Arthur’s.. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Arthur’s hasn’t been there for years! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | OK Jill’s then I’m sure.. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Nobody cares, there is fuck all in Maesy! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You call the police to come to Maesy |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They don’t show up for about 5 hours |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And when they do there’s one fat bastard |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Who couldn’t solve a sudoku! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Now all of a sudden they find our farm.. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | That is next to a subway and 2 pubs full of drunks to arrest! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It is not as if we were selling cocaine! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | It’s a plant for gods sake, it’s natural. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Even Colorado has legalized it. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | California, Amsterdam, it’s legal. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | This wouldn’t have happened in the 60’s |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | We should have used Cefn Fforest. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | They wouldn’t dare do any raids there. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Maesy was always an easy target. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Right on that fucking main road. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | People could probably smell it when stopped at the traffic lights… |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And when walking over Hengoed Viaduct.. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It’s OK, its not Hengoed it’s Maesy viaduct |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I remember when you could smoke it anywhere. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Up the park and have a Jamaican Woodbine and cider. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Now they will raid anywhere. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | And the real criminals get away.. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Youngsters and their cocaine, even politicians are worse. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Start making a new farm.. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I can never show my face in the Inn again.. |
