00:00 - 00:03	Mr Dave…
00:04 - 00:05	We have all
00:05 - 00:07	Decided
00:08 - 00:12	We want a party
00:12 - 00:15	At your house.
00:17 - 00:19	You fuckin students,
00:19 - 00:21	You criticise the government
00:24 - 00:26	We’re entitled
00:27 - 00:28	Our generation,
00:31 - 00:33	Don’t like to hear NO
00:34 - 00:36	You must!
00:53 - 00:58	You hippies get out!
01:13 - 01:15	How dare you!
01:15 - 01:17	How very dare you!
01:18 - 01:23	Yous come to my home
01:25 - 01:28	Drink my booze
01:29 - 01:31	Eat my pizza
01:31 - 01:34	Shag on the mezzanine
01:34 - 01:37	Drop peppers and coalslaw
01:37 - 01:40	Sleep in my rooms
01:40 - 01:42	But we’re entitled
01:42 - 01:46	You Corbyn wankers
01:46 - 01:48	But Dave…
01:48 - 01:52	Don’t Dave me!
01:53 - 01:54	Twats!
01:56 - 01:57	I’ve worked
01:57 - 02:00	All my life
02:00 - 02:03	Serving my country
02:04 - 02:08	My daughters,
02:08 - 02:13	I pay their phones
02:14 - 02:16	I pay for mobile phones
02:17 - 02:21	I give them shelter,
02:27 - 02:29	And yous want another
02:30 - 02:34	Twilight party
02:34 - 02:36	Tease my Alexa,
02:41 - 02:42	Sleep on my floors
02:43 - 02:47	Smoke the wife’s tabs
02:48 - 02:53	And get up at midday
02:54 - 02:56	I’m chocked!
02:56 - 02:59	You dare ask me
03:00 - 03:02	For more and more
03:04 - 03:07	I wanted an upgrade also
03:14 - 03:16	Harley, Riley,
03:19 - 03:23	Why don’t you just take it all
03:25 - 03:26	My savings,
03:31 - 03:33	My pension,
03:40 - 03:46	My dvds and books
03:46 - 03:49	My clothes, and…
03:53 - 03:56	My house. Cunts!

Can we have a party?