| 00:00 - 00:03 | Curtis - an update on the golf tour for 2025 |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Horbury is already in |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | But we have spaces to fill |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | I have had a lot of interest from the local lads |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | They've been practising at Tilsworth |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Ok, let us invite... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Craff, Simmo and Leo |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Um Curtis |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Those three booked their own golf tour |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | All inclusive on the Algarve |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Right. If you don't play golf get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I'VE BEEN DREAMING OF THIS TRIP! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | THEY'RE THE ONLY THREE WHO CAN PLAY! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | YOU'RE TELLING ME THEY DON'T WANT TO PLAY WITH THE BEST? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Perhaps they are scared |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I COULD'VE GOT CRAFF SUB 100 |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I'M NOT TAKING MY FUCKING WIFE AGAIN |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I HAD TO TAKE HER TO KENILWORTH 5 TIMES THIS SEASON |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | JUST SO SHE'D ALLOW ME THIS LADS TRIP |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Well, perhaps you could join them on the Algarve? |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | THEY HAVE NO RESPECT HORBS, YOU TALL TWAT |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Curtis, I would suggest inviting Davros |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I never liked that twat anyway |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | AND HIS SHORT GAME'S SHITE |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Yes, Jack has improved |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | But have you seen him from the tee? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Every second drive ends up on the Gaza fucking Strip! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | AND DIMMY'S NO BETTER IS HE? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | HE ONCE TOOK 7 HOURS FOR A ROUND |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | JUST TAKE A FUCKING LESSON |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | HE'S TOO BUSY MAKING SHITTY WEBSITES |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Calum has some potential |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | But he lives and breathes this crypto bollocks |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I've never understood it |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And what about Gregor? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THAT CUNT |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | HE CALLS HIMSELF MCPURE! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | There's nothing pure about him |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | HE'S RIDDLED WITH PERUVIAN STDs! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | AND HIS BEST MATE IS MR MULLIGAN |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's true Wags, he's a cunt |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We're scraping the barrell here |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Garratt? I've seen better swings at a park |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I'm serious |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Thiel never plays |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And I can't exactly invite Smithy or Fisher |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | They'll spend the holiday noshing each other off |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fuck it, I'll take Stiles! |
