00:00 - 00:03 | Albo, NDIS is now 6% of Australian GDP |
00:04 - 00:05 | 40% of Australians |
00:05 - 00:07 | are technically retarded |
00:08 - 00:12 | By 2030 150% of the federal budget |
00:12 - 00:15 | will be spent on therapeutic finger painting |
00:17 - 00:19 | Australians are sympathetic |
00:19 - 00:21 | to the plight of the disabled |
00:24 - 00:26 | Prime Minister. |
00:27 - 00:28 | It's been leaked |
00:31 - 00:33 | NDIS funded sex workers are handing out wristies |
00:34 - 00:36 | to 39 year old men at Dune 2 screenings |
00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who's received an NDIS funded sex worker please leave |
01:13 - 01:15 | The Voice was supposed to solve this |
01:15 - 01:17 | Then I gave them solar panels |
01:18 - 01:23 | $1bn of solar panels in Wangaratta! |
01:25 - 01:28 | Now every autist gets his balls soaked by an NDIS hooker? |
01:29 - 01:31 | I wore the turban |
01:31 - 01:34 | so this wouldn't happen |
01:34 - 01:37 | I put on the face paint |
01:37 - 01:40 | and still they vote against me |
01:40 - 01:42 | Albo we are distributing sex workers in the workers' paradise... |
01:42 - 01:46 | Does this feel like a worker's paradise to you? Wristies? |
01:46 - 01:48 | PM, we are on the brink of paradise |
01:48 - 01:52 | We can't even stop looting in Alice Springs for 5 min |
01:53 - 01:54 | I wore the face paint! |
01:56 - 01:57 | What I brought them was magnificent |
01:57 - 02:00 | And now all they'll remember are the wristies |
02:00 - 02:03 | tweaked off by hookers to the rise of Lisan al-Gaib |
02:04 - 02:08 | It can't even be an Australian movie |
02:08 - 02:13 | We've dumped endless cash into Australian diversity casting |
02:14 - 02:16 | Only to be outdone by a twink on a worm |
02:17 - 02:21 | Now that bald Voldemort freak's ahead in the polls |
02:27 - 02:29 | I just wanted to please Megan Davis |
02:30 - 02:34 | Give something to my union mates |
02:34 - 02:36 | Solar panels - everyone likes renewables! |
02:41 - 02:42 | How can 40% of Australians |
02:43 - 02:47 | be technically disabled? |
02:48 - 02:53 | I fixed my teeth and got married |
02:54 - 02:56 | And I'm going to be a one term PM |
02:56 - 02:59 | because of NDIS wristies |
03:00 - 03:02 | I hope those AWU heads enjoyed them! |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, I'm sure it was the CFMEU |
03:14 - 03:16 | Penny Wong's left to Gaza |
03:19 - 03:23 | She's taking over Hamas command |
03:25 - 03:26 | Tony Burke's... |
03:31 - 03:33 | ... he's strapped up and ready to go |
03:40 - 03:46 | It's over for the Australian workers' paradise |
03:46 - 03:49 | Enjoy your wristies |
03:53 - 03:56 | it's all Gillard's fault |