Hitler acknowledges the power of quantum computing.
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Hitler acknowledges the power and potential of quantum computing.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have deployed classical computers on all fronts |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Intel, AMD, and Nvidia processors. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We're aware of the potential of the quantum threat |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | so we have to reinforce the rear guard |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | with last generation classical supercomputers. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | No worry, quantum computers are useless. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | don't even know how to add 1 + 1 |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Führer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I must say... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Cryptography, combinatorial optimization, factorization of large numbers, |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | differential equations and much more. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Jensen Huang, Sundar Pichai, Satya Nadella.. stay. Everyone else, step outside. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You talked to me about the quantum winter! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Now it turns out quantum to be blooming in spring! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Gang of incompetents! this f* qubits can communicate instantly! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and they're everywhere at once! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We're stuck with 0 and 1, |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | and they have every damn number in between! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Bunch of idiots!, build better supercomputers!, |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Improve the damn CPU and GPU processors! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Führer,, it's impossible to surpass the computing power of qubits |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Shut up!! I'm going to shoot you all NERDS! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Führer, quantum supremacy is very close. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The only supremacist here is me. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Brainless!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | you told nobody would pay attention to Feynman, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and now it turns out we have qubits of all colors. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Superconducting, trapped ion, photonics, neutral atoms |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | and meanwhile, we're stuck with AI processors |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | that consume more energy than one thousand children! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | we can't even build countless data centers |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | with millions of GPUs connected everywhere |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | this whole plan is absurd!! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I admit I'm a bit of a nerd, a proud nerd |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | in my spare time I develop algorithms... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I didn't want to be in the military |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I wanted to be a physicist or quantum programmer |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | or create a startup, invest in the sector, whatever... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Quantum is going to revolutionize the world |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Science, technology, everyone's lives and civilization! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And here we are, destroying the world! For what? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, he'll kill himself anyway |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'm going to buy a quantum computer |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Probably from IONQ, to have it on my desk. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | 1024 qubits |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | or more, if possible |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Take our classical computers and let them embrace the quantum ones |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | we'll start with something hybrid. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Live in peace and love. |