| 00:00 - 00:03 | Gransax, the investors are saying today is distro day. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Karl has just posted in the seed chat. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | He's asking for an update. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The other seed investors have read Karl's message. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But we understand it has not yet spread to KOL chat. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Nothing changes, Ordimod. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We'll just give them half the tokens as usual. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Gransax. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Karl |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Karl has asked us to use Sablier streams |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He wants the investors to get their full allocation |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out except OrdiMod, Warlord, TrollsRoyce and Bilal |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | SABLIER FUCKING STREAMS? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | THOSE GREEDY KOL FUCKS |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO EMBEZZLE LBP FUNDS IF THEY GET ALL THEIR TOKENS? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | did you forget why we changed the valuations |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | TEN FUCKING TIMES ALREADY? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Are you telling me we now need to give them what they paid for? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Hatu has already loaned those tokens off-market for hookers. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And I've already paid a deposit at the Lamborghini dealer |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Gransax technically we did enter into verbal contracts |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | FUCK YOUR VERBAL CONTRACTS |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir we already extended their vesting and increased their valuations |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | And we'll extend and increase it again |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | This is Ordiswap |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Not that fucking gay Trestle |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Honouring it's agreements |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Like some sort of hippy commune |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We are THIS close to our Binance exit pump |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And now you're trying to pull this shit on me? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | The market makers need full control of the supply |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Or Warlord will need to market sell 20 pudgy fucking penguins |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | He even got a cute wizard one |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And that's not even mentioning the AP watches |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We can't un-launder that money |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I've heard a lot |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | But Sablier fucking vesting streams are you shitting me? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Next you'll be asking me to get over 100k swap volume on mainnet |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | You can go back on Fiverr |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And find me another Vietnamese child |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Then Sablier him your team tokens |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Did someone say Binance? |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Give them half their tokens |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | They'll be grateful for their crumbs |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | As always |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Warlord, I'm sorry for shouting |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Bilal lent me some of his prescription addy tabs |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and I think it might have been mostly speed |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fucking Karl |
