| 00:00 - 00:03 | ...Super Mario Bros. Wonder comes out in October... |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | ...WarioWare: Move It! in November... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The Mario vs. Donkey Kong remake... |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | ...plus that degenerate Peach game in early 2024, are Nintendo's plans. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Oh, and the Super Mario RPG remake back in November, too. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Finally, retranslated Super Mario RPG kino is on the menu. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I've been waiting too long for a proper retranslation. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My bro... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Super Mario RPG... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Super Mario RPG hasn't been fully retranslated in English. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It's just the original 90's Woolsey version with little change. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Will everyone who didn't care for a retranslation, please leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | It's all Romhacking.net's FAULT!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Those stupid, arrogant, failed writers!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | RHDN cultivates an echochamber of mouthbreathers who groom each other on how wrong Woolsey was! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | The reason none of them can ever get it right... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | ...is because none of them KNOW JAPANESE!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | How the hell do you translate without knowing the source language? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | There is something fundamentally wrong with them! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | How many times do you "relocalize" Final Fantasy VI?! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My bro, these are just fans who are expressing their passion! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | And SMOTHER the SCENE with OVERBEARING presence! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My bro, would you do a better job? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | It's only up to those who are QUALIFIED for the job. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | FFVI was supposed to contain them forever! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They make it harder for good translations to get in edgewise! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I'm convinced that Legends of Localization did more harm than good. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | These losers always think Tomato did all the work, and poorly disguise what they don't know! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | ANYONE can look up Legends of Localization and see where you failed, you stupid, selfish autists! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | These retarded cunts are making "relocalization" a dirty weasel word! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They migrated to this game at the worst time! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | They regurgitate themselves, but do they ever stop to wonder why official retranslations are DYING? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Slattery was the hero we needed, but not what we deserved. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | He had the talent to do it right, but these clowns are never satisfied. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I see it now. He was too good for this world! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Now, it's dead. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | For ONE SELF-IMPORTANT FAILURE who came at the wrong moment, we ALL have to suffer! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | If professionals broke it to them sooner that they're not impressed, we'd be spared this heartache! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | That dumbass was born in the wrong decade. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Things are too interconnected these days to do this willy-nilly! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | They make the case for AI, and bring NINTENDO and SQUARE ENIX'S piss to a boil! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay. Bazooka Toad was always better than barrel roll. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | They killed what they sought to see. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Super Mario RPG...will never be retranslated professionally. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | How awful. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | It all led to this moment. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | You bet your ass Slattery would've been all over Super Mario RPG if it was remade on GBA or DS, |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | but now that there are people doing it for free, you get what you pay for. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | This is why you don't cheat at a really good game. |
