| 00:00 - 00:03 | We can get food at the Maccies or burger king |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | If you want to go a little upmarket we can go bake house it the canteen |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | I hear the food is very good. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | But also it’s French so it’s up to you |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | What do you want to do? |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That’s fine we will just go |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | The foodhall |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My friend |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The foodhall closed down |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | It closed on Sunday |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They were already on skeleton hours |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everybody who wants to go straight into town leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How can they close the food-hall down |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We have already lost the fucking hive |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Sure, I would never eat there |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And it was full of kids and shit service |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | But the front of stretford looks |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Like fucking war torn Ukraine |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And the fucking council want to |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Cover it with fucking sun loungers |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | People like sun loungers |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | In the middle of stretford you prick? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | What about summer? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | When does the fucking sun hit stretford |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Even with sun |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The fucking Germans would put there |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Towels down first |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | They got rid of boots and greenhalghs |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Now I have get brain freeze from a greggs steak bake |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | We got given 50 million pound and |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | What do we have to show for it |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Fucking Roadworks featuring a juggler |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | If we keep up with this |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | The lad who ask for a pound outside |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Aldi is going have to move on |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And don’t get me started on them flats on the canal |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | The lazy bastards won’t finish them till 2043 |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Look like a child built a unfinished Lego set out there |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | and what is going to replace the foodhall? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | A vape shop or a bookies |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | We may aswell bend over and get a weatherspoons already |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don’t worry weatherspoons is good! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe it’s me maybe |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I thought with investment we wouldn’t look like Palestine |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | At least |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I can go soul juice |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | At least that isn’t for sale |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And who knows |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Maybe the sun loungers won’t be too bad |
