| 00:00 - 00:03 | Our US election campaign is underway sir |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | we have Johnson & Sullivan |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here in DC |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | we cancelled McConnell's meds |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Kavanaugh has been given his beer supplies |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It looks good, we can build a troll attack on the border |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | biden is weak |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir....... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | NAFO... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | NAFO found our fake Texian accounts |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and our trolls are lower quality because of VatnikSoup |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Musk, Cheong, Sacks, Carlson stay here, the rest of you can fuck off |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | FFS! Just as my interview comes up |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | you idiots lose the information war to a bunch |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | of cartoon dogs in their Moms basements |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | You idiots can't even use chatGPT properly |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Don't worry Jackson we will find you another girlfriend |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Billy shows videos of the cubie's giving each other blowjobs |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | before being hit in the face with a drone |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Squatsons was pathetic when the Ivanovets didn't sink |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | It was a pedalo in a lake with a crane |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | NAFO has satellites and spies everywhere |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We didn't realise that they paid the CIA as well |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Shut up Musk, what use are all those pornbots with no followers? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | They just get in the way and are boring |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | NAFO is cool, has cute doggies |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | What do we have? Geroman and Scott fucking Ritter |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | JESUS CHRIST! Even Trump said he'd fund Ukraine |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | What use is a culture war if no one can understand our trolls? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | It's only February and the election is months away |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | How much more NAFO trolling can we take? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Who knows who is next on Pekka's list. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Even Oz found our Iranian UK Covid Relief Fund |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Who is going to pay Ritter's "hotel" bills now? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | My mastercard was cancelled |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Even grayzone is a joke now |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Who knew that we were the actual nazis |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We pissed off Israel for nothing |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | God knows what they will do to us |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Probably hack into my mySpace account |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I should've deleted those gymnast photos |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Fuentes said you're a larper jackson |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We are fucked, I've destroyed my country |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | For what, a trash pile in Bahkmut |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Musk |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | we have to pay the Saudis |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | They want dollars |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | not Tesla shares |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Goddamn dogs |
