Pedro and Pommy do stand up
19 views • 12/19/2023
Pedro and Pommy having a laugh with each other in a good old fashioned sledge fest.
| 00:00 - 00:04 | Hey Pedro, where do midgets like to go surfing? On microwaves. |
| 00:05 - 00:06 | Nice one Pommy |
| 00:06 - 00:10 | Did you hear about the midget that overdosed on viagra? He is a little stiff now. |
| 00:11 - 00:13 | You're so short that you can save on rent by living in a dolls house. |
| 00:13 - 00:17 | You're so short that when you sneeze, your forehead smacks into the floor. |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | What do you call a midget with 3 legs? Horny. |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | I was going to write a joke about alcoholic midgets but I don't want to lower the bar. |
| 00:24 - 00:25 | Awesome. |
| 00:26 - 00:27 | What else do you have? |
| 00:27 - 00:30 | Chuck Norris once played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won. |
| 00:30 - 00:32 | Pommy, stick to midget jokes, we’ll do Chuck later. |
| 00:32 - 00:35 | What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute? A little fucker about so tall. |
| 00:36 - 00:37 | So good. |
| 00:42 - 00:45 | That stinks, my bad. |
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