Hitler Encounters a Problem
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A baby registry email request in Florida causes problems for the Fuhrer
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | It's completely unprecedented sir. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We have made calls |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | to every dealer on the outskirts of Berlin |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | SS agents contacted retailers in the city centre. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | All are out of stock, with no sign of replenishment. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I just need a single Jeep Deluxe Stroller |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | with Cooler Bag and Parent Organiser |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It appears that |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | A couple in Florida put one on their baby registry |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And the list has gone live. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who received this list, leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How can these be sold out? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Jeep usually sells less than 12 of these each year. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We are usually able to source these from global inventory with a two-day lead time. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We picked this vehicle specifically because there is zero global demand for it |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And now you are telling me |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | This is actually sought after by a Floridian family |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | It's one thing putting this on their registry |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | But you cannot tell me that this has been sent to more than 20 people |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | The list has been circulated extensively |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | But nobody is going to buy them the Jeep Stroller for $450 |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, it has been sent to that pianist in Ottershaw |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | He wouldn't know how to access the registry let alone buy anything. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | But that's not the point. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Why is the Jeep stroller even on the list? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | People do not push newborn babies around in golf buggies like that. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Even in hot countries where each family has two cars. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Why was the list even sent to people outside the United States. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | People in Europe and the UK do not participate in baby registry lists |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Surely it was some kind of postmodern ironic joke. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | But you are telling me that people have actually been buying items from it. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | What is wrong with the Yo-yo Baby Zen |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | What happened to traditional prams, like you and I grew up with. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Now only an oversized wagon will do. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I'd understand, perhaps |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | if Aya wanted one for Oscar back in the day |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Even a double buggy could not fit that spherical cherub. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But even she wouldn't need the cooler bag and parent organiser |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Only an disorganised British expat would need such a thing. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | But even then, do they have no shame in asking others to buy it? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK. At least he hasn't seen the OXO Tot Perfect Pull Wipes Dispenser. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | It's been several years since I last went to Boca. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Maybe things have changed since then. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And people actually want |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Jeep Deluxe Wrangler Wagon Strollers |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I was hoping we could use them to finish off the Allied Forces |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | They were great for transporting long range artillery. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Send me the registry URL and I'll buy a bib. |