Hitler Reacts to Trump Indictment
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Hitler reacts to Trump being indicted by the DOJ and the events of June 8, 2023.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, Trump has been indicted by the federal government |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They hit him with 7 charges, including violating the espionage act. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | He has a threadbare defense |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And he was already charged in NYC |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | So he is essentially fucked... |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Don't worry, Pat Robertson will save him |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And we also have Cracker Barrel |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir, Pat Robertson... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | ... he, uh... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Pat Robertson is dead |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and Cracker Barrel has fallen |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave except my top generals. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How could this happen? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Cracker Barrel was our safe space! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And Trump was supposed to be the chosen one! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | You promised me he could shoot someone on 5th Ave & get away with it! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | What bullshit! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I'm still getting over losing my precious Bud Light! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And now you lay all of this shit on me! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Fuck Pat Robertson for leaving us on today of all days! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | How dare you say that about Pat Robertson, I learned all my homophobia from him! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Fuck him and fuck you! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, please, we must now rally behind DeSantis. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | DeSanctimonious? He is soft and has the charisma of cardboard! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I don't want to hear it! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | How could Cracker Barrel fall? It was our beloved! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | First Chik-Fil-A and now this great betrayal? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | To make a stand and care for human rights cuts to the core of our hateful movement! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We are running out of places where we can spew our nonsense! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | The next thing you know even Truth Social will fold! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | This "woke" agenda is ruining all of our former Aryan privileges! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Trump was our chosen one and now he's been vanquished! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I'm suddenly feeling quite poopy... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Probably because we've been boycotting every decent place to eat! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | God I miss the good old days! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | People knew their places then! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Now they're just letting everybody be accepted in society! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | What happened to good old fashioned locker room talk and bullying? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | You can't even make racist jokes anymore! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Even the conservative Supreme Court protected black voters! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | What the hell is going on here? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry, we still have CPAC and Kyle Rittenhouse |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I believe we've become the outdated minority now |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | This wasn't supposed to happen... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Trumpism was supposed to win. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Intolerance was once the superpower that governed America |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But no longer, regrettably, as we have lost our vanguard, Cracker Barrel |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Progress is now in the ascendancy |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Our trashy dream is over, even Mike Pence is running for President now... |