Hitler Just Wants to Play Golf
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Hitler has been nominated by his peers to preside over Berlin Country Club as the new President. He is discouraged by the state of the Club.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have some bad news about the Club |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The recent assessment |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | for the bunker renovation |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | project has run members off, they may have voted yes |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but they voted with their wallets |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I've heard enough |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | everything will be fine |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | President |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I'm here to say |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | what our Superintendant wont say is |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | we're Screwed! |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out of the room except the GM, Superintendant, CFO, and Chef |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I've been telling you four |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | that I can't take this anymore |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | All the complaints from my fellow members |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | The condition of the Course! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | The menus never changing! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Being over budget month after month |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | You Managers have better get your #$ together |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I told you chef, the menus need to change |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | I'm a chef not a magician |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | how about creating some specials! ok? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | The members are never happy |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Who are you to tell me the members aren't happy! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Try Harder! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You don't know my pain! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | You the must enhance member experience! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | They want everything for nothing! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | and complimentary social happy hours weekly |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | on top of that they want free soup in the locker rooms |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Is it that so hard to understand?!! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We'll all be paying more dues unless you clowns do your jobs! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Mrs. Havencamp, I just can't! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | The bridge players are driving me crazy |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And don't even start me |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | on the assessment |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | They want fast greens and perfect bunkers |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Don't they realize perfection costs? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I can't run the club on my own |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | That's what I pay you guys to do! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | So do your goddamn jobs! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Our woman's association funds are nixed. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | All I want to do is play golf |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I was a scratch golfer once. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's over |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | might as well sell my clubs |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Do you think my Callaway irons will get me $500 on FB Marketplace? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | What about my Scotty Cameron Putter? |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Maybe I'll take up Pickleball. |