| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir you have been officially elimianted from the playoffs and that's not the bad part. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | You have absolutely fucked us. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The trades you made for Travis Kelce and Puka Nacua have absolutley back fired. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | You traded our second overall pick for Kelce and he hasn't performed at all. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | You then traded a third and fourth for Puka Nacua |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We still have our first. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And we can keep Nacua, we will be ok. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Don't forget you also included |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Our First Rounder |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | You also dropped Sam LaPorta and he has now been locked up by Dallas |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You offered them a trade, and they said no, so you just dropped him. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | So we are eliminated, don't have our first 5 picks, or LaPorta |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I WAS SUPPOSED TO WIN! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I SAW A PATH TO WIN!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I had an easy schedule and a clear path to the Playoffs! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I had the easiest schedule out of anyone. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | How the fuck did I lose to the fucking Cowboys |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | It was a guaranteed victory! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | They beat me twice this year! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I'm the only team they fucking beat! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | You traded away everything for no reason! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I thought the team would have done better! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We were in 8th place with no fucking chance of anything. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I saw a fucking path to victory! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I had to take the chance. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | This season was doomed from the start. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | As soon as I no showed the draft it was over. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I should have known they would have been pissed. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | They weren't going to believe that after a year of planning I had a belly ache and couldn't go. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Where else could I have all my draft strategies taped to the walls. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I COULDN'T GO. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | They would have stole all of my inside information on my draft plan. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And don't get me started on Tony Pollard. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I fucked this entire organization, I have no respect. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I'm not respected by anyone. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | The Cowboys have my 1st round pick. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I set that asshole up to have two of the top four picks with Justin Jefferson being one. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | That should be us drafting Jefferson for three years. Instead, we have no shot in 24 25 or 26. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And he has the Patriots 3rd rounder because I fucked that trade up too. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I completely fucked up this franchise for so many years. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | This will be exactly how it was the first five years of the league! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry, Jay sucks at Fantasy, but Rick still has a huge cock. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I screwed up. There was no path to victory. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Our team completely sucked... we were in 8th place and had absolutely no chance. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Now we have nothing. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I think I'll have to sell the team. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I just can't do it. The leagues way too amazing. Rick's cock is so big. Im addicted. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And there's always the chance Corgs will rejoin randomly. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | It's over. |
