| 00:00 - 00:03 | Final preparations to sail are on track |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | run cards are complete |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and crew training is set |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | testing is progressing engineering are killing it, spray tape is being removed |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But CO2 failed DNV and has significant issues |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Benni said the reference ship was compliant |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | just tell DNV they are wrong |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Im not sure that will work |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Boss, |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Benni is totally full of shit |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | V&V got him to admit the certification doesnt exist |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone except for Dilbert, dirts dad and that fat fuck Consultant, get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You dumb fucks told me we were on track |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | we sent a letter saying it would be certified by the 15th |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | did you shit cunts even look at the report or did you just ignore reality again |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | balls |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | fucking consultants |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | every single thing you fucks touch turns to shit |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | we have a dozen HATS still outstanding |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | why isnt testing complete |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | we have only known about system defects for 6 months |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | so did you do anything about it |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I wanted to but noske and engineering got angry with me |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | so grow a spine Dilbert you weak fuck |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | its not sustainment |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | its a fucking new build |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | re commisioning an in service ship is nothing like |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | a first of yard build, how many ships have you delivered |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | its not that hard to understand but you fucks just dont listen |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | the minutes from the delivery meeting have all been the same |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | on track on track on track |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | what does on track even mean when the date justs move one more week |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | HVAC has been next week for four months now |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | are any of you capable of telling me what is happening |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | rather than just want you think I want to hear |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | everyone that calls is as it is leave because you fuckwits |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | fucking SAAB and lockheed took our smartest people |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | leaving me with you three retards |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | and whoever these guys are |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | two and a half grand a day for donut guts |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | all you do is block up the end pisser |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | dont worry Bryson will save us |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I should of listened to big Wazza |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | at least he was capable of independant thought |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | fuck dilbert, ship manager my arse |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | No wonder BAE were so keen to fuck him off |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | we pushed all the ECP work to after sea trials |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | now production has rolled off and acceptance is at risk off |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Tim is going to have my balls |
