| 00:00 - 00:03 | ...and then we'll arrive in Vegas... |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | ...in time for registration... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | ...for the Old School tournament. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We're playing "The Deck", so victory is likely. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We should then quality for the Beta draft. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Excellent. I'm impressed. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I also expect my Spendid Genesis Artist Proof will be back from BGS in time. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Beckett... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Beckett determined the card was an NFC. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | ...with a normal card back that was simply painted over. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who thinks AncestralMTG is still a credible website will stay. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That lying sack of shit! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | That sheet-cutting lying piece of shit! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | He told me that this was an official artist proof! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | It's nothing more than a sheet cut with scissors... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | ...an MTG back painted over! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | AncrestralMTG is about as trustworthy as the S.S.! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | He was charging $100,000 on the website! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | He said he'd charge me $85,000 because as I'm a "good friend!" |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, it's possibe that he just made a mistake! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Oh? Have *you* ever seen a white-backed proof with a black border?! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | ...I mean, maybe you can paint the rest? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I should have been suspicious when he wouldn't let me take it out of the sleeve! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | That liar!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | He said it was a true rarity... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | One copy turned out to be an entire sheet of "proofs"! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | He sold me a plate of bullshit, and I ate it up! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | His five-minute documentary turned out to be a commercial for a lie! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | If someone sold this to him, he'd destroy their entire reputation! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | He'd have you by the balls, and he'd know! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I can't believe he lied to ME! Why not sell it to some fool, like Stalin?! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | He even tricked Monique Thirifay. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | She was struggling, and he said "I'm so strong! Do this for money!" |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | ...and her situation forced her to accept! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | It was just so obvious. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | If only I had known that I could paint over the back of any card to make a proof... |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I could have had a proof of literally any card in the world! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Hell, why not some Unlimited proofs?! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | By this logic, I could have a Legends Rule card proof! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | That's literally the bullshit that he sold! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, we only play Modern. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | ...I can't believe I was so foolish... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | ...and we waited for economy grading, so PayPal's guarantee is gone. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | ...for a month now. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | This really seems hopeless. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I could always display it on my shelf above my Beanie Baby collection. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | In my room full of other scams I fell for. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | At least it wasn't a G.I. Joe proof. |
