| 00:00 - 00:03 | We are looking good for the season. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We secured Haaland in the draft. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We also got Grealish over the line after his 4 week bender |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Arsenals two best players Havertz and Martinelli are all ours |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and they even let me get Liverpools Darwin |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Fantastic how much of a lead do we have top of the table |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | 30? 40? points |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We are bottom of the league by 18 points |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Havertz hasn't got one return |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Leave the room if your not part of Team England , actually JC you get out as well you useless cunt |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is a fucking disgrace |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I can't believe this has been allowed to happen |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We got fucking Haaland in the draft!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I promised my wife it was easy money |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | what do I tell her now! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Ive made side bets aswel. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | This is all your fuckers fault |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I ask for advice and you have just fucked me |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | H we don't pick your players |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Fuck you keefsy you have betrayed me |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer I have my own team to look after |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I don't give a shit about your soat status you loser |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I have to Win |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I finished 2nd last year |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | This is the year I was going to win it |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Especially after that pathetic big nosed cunt has come back |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Its bad enough to share the soat status with you |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | but now I'm going to be the actual goat of soats |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I HAVE TO WIN THIS FOR ME |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Even JC IS ABOVE ME and he's only here to take money off |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | just one year of being top |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | for my family to be proud of |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | is that too much to ask for |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I knew something would go wrong went I released Digne |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | WHY DID YOU NOT FUCKING WARN ME KEEFSY |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | YOU LET ME PICK UP WISSA AND LOOK HOW THATS TURNED OUT |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | AT THIS POINT I MIGHT AS WELL JUST PICK UP PEPE |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Im already fucked after telling the mrs we don't have to pay any interest payments on the mortgage |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Ive now got to tell her this |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry he at least he knows the greater and less math symbols |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I don't know what to do |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I just....hate this game so much |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | at least I have chillwell to save me |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | he won't let me down |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | im sorry keefsy , I didnt mean what I said. Will you still help me |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I can't do this alone |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I can't finish below JC |
