| 00:00 - 00:03 | For your first home game of the season |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We'll start at |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Spoons for breakfast |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Spectre for shots |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | then go and give it large outside the featherd fish |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | then off for a goal fest |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | against fat Evans's lot |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Um, Sir, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | we havent scored |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | a goal all season |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All those that still harp on about Bashley away, fuck off now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Not one goal? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How the fuck have we not scored one goal |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | 8 games? who's taking shooting practice |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | anyone? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Stevie Wonder |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We havent been this bad |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | in front of goal since |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Jason Fucking White |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | we did get one in the pizza cup |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | We didnt score it! it was an own goal |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | but sir they all count |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | he's up for winning OUR |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | goal of the month competion |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | what happened to the |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | money we got for Alfie May? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | have we wasted that like we did |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | with the money from Mo Eisa |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and Steven Gillespie? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | we lose Mickey Moore to Shrewsbury |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | only to replace him with our assistant manager |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | as director of football |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | everyone else jumps ship |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | who's next? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Are the board |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | going to resign? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | or just make |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Wade Elliott |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | the scapegoat |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | fucking bottlers |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | it's ok, Shrewsbury dont want you |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Whats happened to Keena? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | in pre season |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | we were playing like |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Barca Fucking Lona |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | He looked like an Irish Messi |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Looks like were fucked then! |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Sack The Board |
